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The Serbtanic
Serbians are my kind of people. They take me out on yachts and their version of the nytimes has naked women in it. We had a bunch of Croatians on board so I politely suggested we throw one overboard for good luck but apparently it's strictly forbidden during the Dormition of the Theotokos unless they've stolen one of your sheep. Anyway, I took photos in between eating yummy spicy food and drinking a six pack of beer. Borko ate 20 of the hors d'œuvres and tried to hide the toothpicks so no one would know. I'll just post everything.
12:47 AM |Wednesday, July 25, 2007
ALEX PASTERNAK AT HARVARD AND DJING THE MONDAY PARTY AT HOME SWEET HOME
It turns out that it wasn't just the declaration of independence that John Hancock left his mark on; check out the grave yard he's buried in.
Alex's dj set went till 5:30am with a ton of people including swedes and a hot model who introduced herself by pinching my butt. I think that and my recent run-ins with a famous actress at the gym have pretty much satisfied my self-esteem requirements for the entire year.
7:10 AM | Comments (5)Tuesday, July 24, 2007
HEIGHTS AND HOT PHOTOS
My friend Ellen came over a bunch of times this month to talk about art and photography. I've always thought she was taller than me so I finally got out a tape and measured with the help of her friend. But she was right, we're the same. I think my hips come up to her knees so she seems a lot taller.
I have very few photos of Ellen because she claims to always look bad and avoids cameras. I think this may have something to do with the fact that she only allows photographs when drunk off her ass or woosy at very high altitudes. We haven't hung out in a while so I dug up old photos to investigate. She's hot in them but I think it's pretty clear that the huge hunk of man-meat seen here downing a cool beer in a hot spring is a hard act to follow and makes everyone look bad around him.
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